You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Jedi Council? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this Galaxy, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another shitbag youngling. I can use the force to influence the midi-chlorians to create life and I have such a knowledge of the Dark Side. I am trained in your jedi arts by Count Dooku. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little shit? I’ll have you know I’ve heard the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise, I’ve been involved in numerous raids throughout the galaxy, and I have over 300 confirmed tragedies. BTW he told me at the gate his sons got the house mostly cleared out. He's a funny dude though, but a determined one. I told him that, but he said they would have to put him in jail first. Meanwhile the text came over my phone that no one was allowed in. He had to wait until y flight into Hilo to get home. I said: "aren't you supposed to leave last night"? He said: "he tried but Hawaiian wouldn't put him on an earlier flight as all were booked. Then I didn't see him until the next morning at Hawaiian Airlines gate. I told him sorry fir his situation, and good luck. His Phone went off, and it was his kids telling him the first fissures popped up two blocks from his house. Hw was having all of us in the prep room lauchung our ass off. I was before him and prepped ut still had to wait, He is quite the funny briddah. We both were in to remove some blood from the inner pupil area of the eye.
I actually met this guy on May 3rd at Surgicare of Hawaii.